Friday, November 11, 2011

WWE SmackDown: Why Is Aksana Trying to Manipulate Teddy Long?

It's Friday, boys and girls!

I'm watching SmackDown as I write this piece, at the same time continuing my awesome "Happy Hour."

I just watched the skit involving Alicia Fox, Aksana and that dope of a general manager, Teddy Long

Real talk!

What was that!? Is he blind or under a spell? Aksana wants your position and all your power old man! 

I suppose WWE has decided to go with an old, familiar angle where the gorgeous woman seduces the man, takes his power, and while he thinks he's in love, she leaves him with nothing.

That sounds like a song I was listening to earlier.

"What Have I Done To Deserve This?" by the Pet Shop Boys.

The truth? You go girl!

In a day and age where the Divas are so misused, I believe it is vital for them to take control by any means necessary, and while she does look like a barbie doll, maybe she is in cahoots with Divas Champion Beth Phoenix and Natalya.

It would certainly aid them in their cause, right? A new women's order (NWO) could very well see the light of day. Not for nothing she was assigned to follow Alicia Fox. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 

Teddy Long's time as GM may also be coming to an end. He has been around for some years now, and though it was great to have a "face" commander at first, it has played itself out by now.

All he ever does is announce battle royals, tag team matches, say "holla" and call us "playahs." I have eaten all I could of that, and now I want to try something new...a ravishing eastern European dominatrix could do the trick.

I am all in favor of strong women, even more for a strong women's division, so if seduction and manipulation are on the agenda then so be it.

Aksana, I am under your spell too...just don't wrestle.

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